Laser Airzooka
What is it?
The official line is that the Laser Airzooka is “A bucket shaped, high tech, soft combat, high velocity air cannon with a laser targeting system”!?!
Put in GFM speak that means it’s a “big gun that shoots air…… accurately”. The Airzooka has been kicking around for some time now so cant exactly be called “new tech”, but it has just received a surprising facelift with the addition of a laser sighting and a change of colour. The Airzooka now comes in stealthy black and they have replaced the old flick up clear plastic sight with a class I laser target.
As a general rule of thumb, any gadget that gets treated to a laser sight instantly makes it so much cooler and a lot more desirable (it’s a man thing). The actual practical use of this super cool addition is that you get pin point accuracy when aiming the hammer blows of air at your chosen targets.
Why do I want it?
If you haven’t seen or felt the awesome power of the Airzooka before, you are in for a treat. This “hi-tech” gadget is designed to blast objects of your choosing with gale force bombs of air. It simply works by manually pulling the rear cord and releasing, but is surprisingly effective.
With the addition of the new laser sight it means that you can now mark your target from range then bombard specific areas for maximum effect (hair and skirts are a must). We were going to post one of the advertising vids below… but we found a little boo tube video that some kids mad about the awesome power of the original Airzooka.
So we posted that instead as it made us smile (it starts slow but give it time). So if you fancy some friendly office banter or surprising an unsuspecting mate then get a Laser Airzooka ordered today and begin your rain of “ter-air”.
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I need to get me one of these bad boys, the previous model needs an upgrade – POW!
I personally have never seen one of these bad boys in action, do they give a good hit of air when fired at someone?
You bet ya! I have seen some Airzooka replicas on sale in gadget shops on the run up to crimbo and there is allways a display one you can have a bash with. They still pack a punch, but not as much as the original. The only thing I can liken it to is, its feels the same as if you clap two books together right in front of your face, just without the loud “clap”. Its not scientific like, as the gust depends on strength and size of book, but you get the idea..