Pole Dancing Kit – Peekaboo!

Need a romantic gift? You have come to the right place because here at GFM we know romance. What better way to say I love you and add a bit of class to your home than with the Peekaboo Pole. At first glance I can hear you shift uneasily in your seat as you think “This is no gadget for a man, well at least no normal man!”, but think a little harder and you will see the bigger picture.

We have tried, but have failed to see a downside to any bloke buying this for his woman, as both the giver and receiver of the Peekaboo Pole dancing pole will receive benefits, which we have broken down as follows:

Man Benefits

There is no other way to add a bit of class to your front room than by adding a Spearmint Rhino’esque look with a shiny dance pole. With your newly acquired personal strip club you get to watch your lady (and maybe some of her mates) “perform” for your pleasure (no guarantee on pleasure as this depends on performance and attractiveness). Finally, what easier way to subtly tell your missus to lose some weight and keep in shape as she will never see your ulterior motive.

Woman Benefits

The Pole Aerobics Kit comes with a DVD allowing a fun and exciting way to shed those unwanted pounds. Invite some friends round, crack open some vino and have a fun night in showing off your new gadget and teaching them your sexy dance moves. But most importantly, the best benefit will be the sense of fulfilment received when you see how much joy your performance gives your fella…. maybe.

Now I bet you’re thinking “I want one, but I bet it is really hard to put up”. It really isn’t. The extendable pole can be used on ceilings up to 2.59m high and can support loads of up to 14stone (90 kegs). The pole has no screws or other attachments so it takes can be fully erected in under 60 seconds and takes about the same length of time to take down. This means you can easily pack it away and take it round your friends house to really get any yawn worthy party started.

Probably the best thing about this gadget is the price, as it cost less than a nice meal out for two (and will probably be allot more fun). As an added extra the Peekaboo Pole dancing pole also comes with a highly stylish pink garter and $100 of Peekaboo money. This gadget has meant that hear at GFM towers, we are only a faint smell of urine and some horrendously overpriced drinks away from the that real strip club feel. So if need that romantic gift or are looking for ways to “get more“, then forget the candle lit dinner/roses/chocolates and purchase the Peekaboo Pole, and spend a few educational nights in.

In Short: An unusual novelty gift that’s sure to raise a smile!