valentines day
Buy Star Trek Aftershave For Your Favourite Trekker!
February 1, 2010
You read it correctly…Star Trek Aftershave! How perfect is this for anyone who’s partner lives, breathes and dreams about the adventures of James T. Kirk night and day in the Star Trek universe? Now you really can breathe the same stench that filled starship upon starship for many a season.
There are 3 different varieties of men’s aftershave. The first being the ‘Red Shirt’ scent which is filled with green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender. Of course you might not care about that as the red shirts never make it to the end, but that’s just in Star Trek, I’m sure you’d have better luck!
Continue reading »Pole Dancing Pole – Peekaboo!
February 12, 2009
Need a romantic gift? You have come to the right place because here at GFM we know romance. What better way to say I love you and add a bit of class to your home than with the Peekaboo Pole. At first glance I can hear you shift uneasily in your seat as you think “This is no gadget for a man, well at least no normal man!”, but think a little harder and you will see the bigger picture.
We have tried, but have failed to see a downside to any bloke buying this for his woman, as both the giver and receiver of the Peekaboo Pole dancing pole will receive benefits, which we have broken down as follows:
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